Bring three cups of water to a boil. While you are waiting for the water to heat up, throw the diced shallots into a separate saute pan with the oil and saute over low heat.
When the water starts to boil, add in the lentils and dried shiitake caps and place the cover over the pot so some steam can escape during cooking. Boil for 18-20 minutes, then pour them into a fine-mesh strainer to drain and cool. Once cooled, remove the shiitake from the lentils and dice them up, discarding the tough stems.
Place the pistachios into a food processor and coarsely grind them. By this time, your shallots should be nicely caramelized. Add the shallots, lentils, diced shiitake caps, pistachios and parsley to a large bowl and mix until well combined. Add in the vital wheat gluten and stir.
Now add in the water/Energ-G mixture and stir for about two minutes with a strong fork to allow the gluten to develop. Now add in the sage and salt and pepper and stir until well combined.You can then either place the mixture in the refrigerator for a few hours or fry the burgers immediately.
To fry the burgers, shape them into patties, slightly squeezing the mixture together as you are shaping it. Fry in a saute pan with a little olive oil for 2-3 minutes on each side, or until it is slightly browned.
To make the fries, place several inches of vegetable oil in a medium-sized pot. Heat over medium high heat. After 7-8 minutes, drop a fry into the oil—if it sizzles immediately, you are ready to fry. Fry in small batches (do not overcrowd or the moisture/temperature of the fries will interfere will the oil temperature, resulting in soggy fries.)
Fry until crisp, about 4-5 minutes and remove from the oil with heat-resistant tongs. Transfer to paper towels to drain and sprinkle immediately with a little salt.